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Post by BatHeart on Mar 6, 2017 8:28:37 GMT
Episode 1. "You're all Excommunicated!"
"I'd like to take part in Base Race this month, please"
"Have you chosen your preferred blocks? Are you right-handed or left-handed? What would you say are your most feared adversaries?"
"All these questions! I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition"
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!"
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 7, 2017 23:18:09 GMT
Episode 2. "Oh, Mummy. It was all a Wonderful Dream"
"I was walking through fields of marshmallows and honeycomb, and people just kept walking up and giving me jewellery and clothes. But then I closed my eyes for a moment and it was all gone! What could it be, Mummy?"
"Typical dream sequence, child. Didn't you notice the edges of the screen all went wibbly-wobbly? It's a dead give-away!"
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 10, 2017 22:34:38 GMT
Episode 3. "In the Valley of the Bunnikins!"
There's just a slim chance that I can get my possessions back before they de-spawn. However, to do that I need flawless map-reading skills, an unerring sense of direction, and nerves of steel. Absolutely no cock-ups! Not like when we went on that mission to climb both peaks of Mt Kilimanjaro. That was just foolishness!
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 14, 2017 7:54:49 GMT
Episode 4. "How to be Extremely Sensible"
Number 1: Wear a large badge exclaiming "I am Sensible". Number 2: Never use the phrase "I am working on number 2". Number 3. Collect all of the vines and keep them in a box in case of war.
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 18, 2017 18:11:26 GMT
Episode 4. "Sharp Pointy Teeth and a Fluffy Tail!"
I was never afraid of the rabbits. I was even presumptuous enough to offer classes on rabbit management. But now ... they're out in force ... behind every hedge and shrubbery! This time it's personal!!
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 21, 2017 10:54:20 GMT
Episode 6. "The Tunnel King ... and I"
I need a way to travel back and forth unmolested by the rabbit patrols. A tunnel! Like in 'The Great Escape'! And I know a perfect guy to be my 'Tunnel King'! However, remember in the film how the tunnel comes up yards short of the tree-line? Well ...
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 25, 2017 10:37:53 GMT
Episode 7. "Tube Journey to Hell!"
I now have a new 'Tube Tunnel' to take me to work (though the walk to the station can be a bit fraught!). Today I catch the train ... to Hell! Hopefully, I bought a return ticket.
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 29, 2017 10:13:20 GMT
Episode 8. "I'm a celebrity, get me on Bake-off!"
I run full-circle in this episode; using my new bridge from 'my cave' to the roofed forest canopy, and on to the jungle, followed by a time collecting baking ingredients from under the noses of rabid rodents.
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 29, 2017 20:53:11 GMT
Episode 9. "The Rub of the Green!"
I am preparing for the final battle. My weapons are inadequate. I might stand a chance if I can find a battlefield clear of pests. In searching to improve both of these, I run into a strange vein of luck.
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 30, 2017 22:15:32 GMT
Episode 10. "Midnight Show"
It's all come down to this. The final battles! My aims are starkly clear: go to the swamp; start whacking creepers and slimes; and don't stop until you've killed enough!
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Post by BatHeart on Mar 31, 2017 17:38:13 GMT
Episode 10 (I'm sorry, I'll say that again) "Midnight Show"
The music I used in my series outro prevented it from being viewed on some devices, so here is a new version identical to the original except for the music. "And now for something completely different" indeed!
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